Patrick does stuff
patrck is just happy to here

patrck is just happy to here

patrick being good at math

patrick being good at math

lies-told-fingers-tied:

“i feel like a cop.”

Pete & Patrick perform a breast self-examination. [x]

patrickstumpdoingthings:

Hey guys, you might have noticed I haven’t been posting as much nowadays, so I’m going to do a contest.

The contest is just going to be me giving away a spot on this blog to post pictures of Patrick with funny captions!

To enter, just submit a picture of Patrick, with a caption.

It can be a picture I’ve used, but you do actually have to come up with your own caption.

Who ever makes me laugh the most wins!

There may be more than one winner, I’ll see how it goes. 

You need to be following this blog, but you don’t have to follow my personal blog.

Reblogs/ likes don’t count so good luck!

oh and uhm the contest will end on new years day so you have some time.

Patrick diverts you with one of his hands so you don’t know he just ripped one

Patrick diverts you with one of his hands so you don’t know he just ripped one

Patrick hopes nobody notices that he is actually the female artist: La Roux

Patrick hopes nobody notices that he is actually the female artist: La Roux

Patrick plays tag

Patrick plays tag

“and never forget you’re beautiful! I think the letter’s finally done! I.. really do love my fans.” 

“I guess I could always call Pizza Hut…”