hyperventilating right now, this is the funniest thing I've seen in ages

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Patrick is confused by paper because he cannot read wurds
Patrick feeds his pet monkey
Patrick bringing sexy back
Patrick realizes why Brendon and Ryan had so much fun behind the sea
Patrick looks for gifts to buy his hookers.
Patrick goes on a double-date with a jew and two twins! awh
Patrick’s arm is broken by a silly wizard in an invisibility cloak
you are amazing omg please never stop OKAY